I am fat, my blog is famous, and other things you probably don’t want to read (1 of the 3 things in the title is false)

I am so cool that they have to spell it “kool” when referring to me…
I think that everyone who starts a blog secretly dreams that it will become popular enough to be linked to by a big, popular website that will drive a ton of new people to your site, resulting in a huge boost [...]