It seems like I frequently get the same questions asked of me; in fact, I would go so far as to call them “frequently-asked questions.” That’s a cumbersome term though, don’t you think? Perhaps we can shorten the way we talk about these questions so that it’s easier to understand what we’re talking about without typing all those characters… frequenaskquest? freqaskques? frasques? How about an acronym? F-A-Q is pretty easy, right? Yeah, FAQ (pronounced “FAQ”) — it’s perfect. Mark my words, FAQ will have swept the nation before you know it!!!
Anyhow, now that we have that all cleared up, let’s get back to the point of this whole page. To help save me and my staff some time I thought I’d put some answers to the aforementioned “FAQs” (the more I use it the more I like it!) on this page in the hopes that people will read before asking a stupid question.
Why are you writing this blog?
Promising to do it was the only way I could get your mom into bed. That woman drives a hard bargain.
How often are you going to update?
Maybe once a week to start… hopefully more often in the future as time allows. (*UPDATE: Obviously this was an overly-optimistic estimation)
What does your wife think about all this nonsense?
She doesn’t think I’m funny, but she also doesn’t care because I’m just her “starter husband.”
How will the charges show up on my credit card bill?
All charges will be listed as “Really, really, really, REALLY gay porn.”
What is the greatest unfilmed movie script ever written?
http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/ninja_movie_script3.htm
How can you have so many FAQs when your blog has only been up for 5 minutes?
You are an ass; that’s how.
Will you be my Life Coach?
Perhaps.
I hear you compete against Brian in fantasy football… how have you done?
That’s an excellent question! I’ve actually won the league 2 out of the last 3 years. He’s never won it.
Are you going to write this blog when you should be working?
Absolutely not. I will only write during non-business hours or during my lunch break.
I have a funny/interesting idea for a blog topic, will you write about it?
First of all, you aren’t funny or interesting. However, if by some freak occurrance you have a funny or interesting idea I will write about it; but I won’t give you any credit. If you can live with that then bring it on…
